ringass

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.
He was a complete ringass.
by jB January 06, 2004
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chootie

I shaved my chootie for you today.
by JB October 05, 2003
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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.
Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?
by JB February 27, 2005
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Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.
You can tell he did time at the sausage house.
by JB March 10, 2003
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Leta

someone who uses you for money
You should stay away from her, she is such a leta.
by jb May 27, 2003
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Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.
Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!
by JB December 08, 2003
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