JAson's definitions

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

California

The best, most beautiful state in the U.S. Has the most to offer out of any state.

California is my home, therefore I'm happy.

by Jason July 19, 2007

icecap

the cum that comes out on top of your poop after you have had anal.

The morning after Corey blew his load in my butt, the tip of my poop had an icecap.

by Jason February 23, 2005

pont

the past form of pwned. which was actually created from cs, and it's l337. pwned also resembles owned, if you look at it

ku <3 EbaK: haha, pont
noob1: :'

by jason October 12, 2004

weemet

A Narc, a snitch or undercover cop

dude i think nick is weemet
dude you better not be fucking weemet

by Jason May 13, 2005

auibe

This is the one word...that cant truly be defined...It means love in a way, but it is indescribeable. This is a speciall word Created because the word love is used too much...You can only say it if you truly mean it.

I auibe you...gina... your the sweetest mustic from the fastest bumble bee...

by Jason May 13, 2005

rotc

Retards On The Campus found in a high school near you... like boyscouts but dont wanna do schoolwork so they wave a friggin wooden rifle around

hey im in rotc im just gonna sit here in a dirt free uniform and try to look tough and get laughed at

by jason May 13, 2005