JAson's definitions

Dooouf

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

by Jason March 10, 2005

mickin

to be doing absolutley nothing, laying around, with nothing to do. bored

"hey justin what are you doing today?"
"just MICKIN around dog."

by Jason October 29, 2006

the one

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

by Jason June 26, 2003

Dell

hiring ppl from india with fake names as john jon bill etc

damn burger king is a dell with its damn mexicans

by jason February 11, 2005

two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

skinny

The computer controlled players in old school (Atari, Intlevision Original NES etc) games, particularly sports.

I can't believe the skinny caught me from behind on the one yard line.

by Jason May 21, 2004

s.o.f.a.

Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.

That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!

by Jason July 4, 2003