JAmes's definitions
The 5'11" 115 pound white guy in prison for beating up his wife and raping his 12 year old daughter.
OK John, You're in cellblock 9 with Bubba and Big Jeb. We took the liberty of embroidering your orange jumpsuit with "prison bitch"
by James October 19, 2003
Get the prison bitchmug. Gothic is the language of the Goth (Germanic) tribes of early Europe. The were first almost annihilated but the Huns, then became slaves of the Romans. They then derstroyed the Roman armies and attacked Rome, but did not take control over it. They then moved into parts of Spain, France, adn Germany, where they were known as Visigoths. They were the keepers or Rome's enteral flame. Without them, Roman art would have been long lost.
Gothic is not the lifestyle of those who were picked last for games in school and sit around home all day writing lame poetry. You know what you call those people? People who faced adversity, but instead of standing up to it, fell down adn let it go to their heads. So if you are a "goth" and am reading this: take off that god awful make-up, stop shopping at Hot Topic, and live a normal life.
Gothic is not the lifestyle of those who were picked last for games in school and sit around home all day writing lame poetry. You know what you call those people? People who faced adversity, but instead of standing up to it, fell down adn let it go to their heads. So if you are a "goth" and am reading this: take off that god awful make-up, stop shopping at Hot Topic, and live a normal life.
by James January 28, 2004
Get the Gothicmug. Common phrase used by Very attractive women to tell 'loser guys' she is not at all interested in his Star Wars collector cups...nor is she interested in his sexual turn on's and fantacies.
LOSER MAN: "Yeah, i'm totally into the Princess Leia 'fantacy'...you know, the gold bikini? *wink*"
HOT SEX KITTEN: "Well, everyone is different..oh look! *points*
LOSER MAN:*looks* "Is it Leia?"
HOT SEX KITTEN: *runs away*
HOT SEX KITTEN: "Well, everyone is different..oh look! *points*
LOSER MAN:*looks* "Is it Leia?"
HOT SEX KITTEN: *runs away*
by James March 6, 2004
Get the Everyone is Differentmug. 
\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs.
``The crane crunketh.'' --Withals (1608).
Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.
Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.
by James December 14, 2004
Get the crunkmug. jozxyqk
the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.
is it in the dictionary
It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick
*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"
the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.
is it in the dictionary
It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick
*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"
by James December 20, 2003
Get the jozxyqkmug.