JAmes's definitions

Finnigan Fag

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.

Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.

by james July 3, 2004

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004

dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.

You're dozer is fucking out of control.

by James December 2, 2004

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs.

``The crane crunketh.'' --Withals (1608).

Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.

by James December 14, 2004

footy head

footy head - dicks,unintelligent,moronic,bitches,wana be,try hard losers who grab each others balls while thinking they r good at sport and girls. this is not everyone that plays footy as most of them are cool. dick fucks.

Harry Dawson and casey akinson
"haha ratty"
hugh"
hahahahahahaha ...................Footy
.........hay...........Footy" etc."im a dick nob"

by James November 22, 2004