JAmes's definitions

motherduck

A polite variation of the word "motherfuck" which can be used in front of elderly relatives. Can be suffixed with er e.g. motherducker

Oh Granny! Your such a motherducker.

by James November 4, 2004

Canadia

Country north of United States. Canada is a slang for this word.

Canadia Canada?

by JAmes September 22, 2003

mowd

When one eats or drinks at an insane rate of speed.

"Holy shit Kyle, you just mowd down that pizza."
"God damn Garett, you just mowd down that beer."
"Wow dude, you just mowd down that Chalupa."

by James May 26, 2006

Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 1, 2004

Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

118118

A number which UK residents can dial to be put through to an operator in India which has had 6 hours english training, in an attempt to find a telephone number for a named company/residence. Most often results in temper loss and incohorent screaming from both parties.

The NEW 192-Directory Enquiries. Live it. 118-118.

by James June 15, 2004