Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 13, 2005

summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."

I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.

by Jack August 05, 2003

yhl

A LEAGUE WERE 2 Legends Played And Killed Every1 In Scoring. A Hockey League That Produced 2 Of the best players since lemiux and gretzky. Peter G and James MC

U saw That 16 Point Nite from Both James and PEter G??
Yea dAt was SIKK!!
They Gon B In da NHL FO SHO!

by Jack January 14, 2004

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

jesuszilla

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

by Jack September 20, 2004

rossyamaguchi

homo that wears black jeans

your a rosskumasaki

by jack April 29, 2003

P-string

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.

I do not have a p-string.

by Jack January 19, 2004