JAck's definitions

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

Blue Moon

A country in the Southern part of Wars World.Home to famous COs like Olaf and Grit.

Blue Moon is being invaded!

by Jack January 17, 2004

Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!

by jack October 19, 2004

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

wang long

A chinese name. Also means long dick.

I see you have a wang long, may I suck on it?

by Jack December 29, 2003