rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 07, 2003

Panemon

The upper area of vagina close to the cervix. Too deep of penetration during sexual intercourse may cuase discomfort in this area.

That guy was huge he really did some damage to my panemon area.

by jaz October 21, 2004

tight

used to describe the 'tightness' of something.

tight...like yo pussy ISN'T!

by jaz May 30, 2003

feces

The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.

Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!

by jaz October 27, 2004

Tool Box

A term used to describe a female that is very promiscuous.

I really liked Ginger but she turned out to be a real tool box.

by jaz October 20, 2004