madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.
Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.
by Jay September 09, 2003
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jaymes

jaymes walked down the halls and all the girls turned their heads
by jay January 05, 2005
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Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.
Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.
by Jay November 27, 2003
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nanobug

nanobug is an aspiring pimp dictator, a genius, an anomaly compared to his peers who are inferior and will eventally be subjugated to his rule. If you are a female under the age of 25, hot, have big boobs, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you are down for the dirty sanchez, and your father can supply a dowry of $85,000 USD, you might just have what it takes to be one of his hos.
I want to be a pimp like nanobug when I grow up!
by Jay February 11, 2004
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V-check

The Girl Version of Nut check. the V stands for vagina (of course)
i just v-checked that ho.
by Jay March 14, 2005
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flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up
Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!
by Jay September 16, 2003
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elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.
Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.
by Jay November 26, 2004
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