assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
by Jay May 10, 2003
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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cloned alien

ill be the one stoned off that cloned alien
by jay May 13, 2005
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PPP

by Jay August 11, 2003
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crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.
i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.
by Jay May 10, 2003
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dizzog

a pimp dog

*note, often used by those trying to sound hip or ghetto
did you see that? man that's my dizzog!
by jay July 23, 2004
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
by Jay August 21, 2004
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