JASON's definitions

grunion

A foul morning after beer shit. Also associated with cheap liquor.

Man, I drank three 40's of Old English last night. You should've seen the grunion I had this morning! It was foul!

by Jason January 1, 2004

godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004

guys gone wild

A movie that is like girls gone wild but it has men taking thier clothes off.

Matt Lee loves watching guys gone wild.

by Jason February 11, 2003

California

The best, most beautiful state in the U.S. Has the most to offer out of any state.

California is my home, therefore I'm happy.

by Jason July 19, 2007

icecap

the cum that comes out on top of your poop after you have had anal.

The morning after Corey blew his load in my butt, the tip of my poop had an icecap.

by Jason February 23, 2005

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

hockey

The greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.

Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass

by Jason May 5, 2005