Joe: Mail me my money man!
Jake: Confetti!
Joe: Ya heard me!
Used more as a salutation or end of a conversation.
Jake: Confetti!
Joe: Ya heard me!
Used more as a salutation or end of a conversation.
by Jason November 22, 2003

Zoso actually is just the name people gave a "nameless" Led Zeppelin album. Zoso is an attempt at pronoucing some Celtic symbols that appear on the album cover. The symbols are there because Jimmy Page and Robert Plant were really into the Lord of the Rings books. (that's no joke, where do you think all the "black magic" stuff about Jimmy comes from?)
The above comes from Z201 - The History of Rock and Roll, an actual 3 credit class at Indiana University.
by Jason October 22, 2004

by jason June 16, 2003

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
by Jason January 10, 2005

by Jason May 24, 2003

A physical condition where a chick is quite large (often 6 ft or taller) but not really fat, thus still attractive and very fuckable. Small men are often intimidated by such women which is unfortunate for them, because they are great lays. Women's volleyball players often suffer from gigantism.
"Damn, did you see those fine-ass honeys in the 2-on-2 beach volleyball tournament? They have gigantism, but I'd fuck the shit out of all of them."
by Jason January 09, 2004

One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".
by Jason April 13, 2005
