by jason November 20, 2003

by Jason March 07, 2005

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.
by Jason July 15, 2008

A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.
Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!
by Jason January 09, 2004

by Jason May 13, 2005

by Jason May 24, 2004

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
by Jason July 31, 2004
