Halford

the best metal singer ever!!!!!!

if you smell leather and a motor roarrrrrsss .........the sinner is near

by james December 09, 2003

i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003

Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....

to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.

by James November 20, 2003

disalude

in mad chaos, in confusion

The cops were disalude after they got shot at

by James October 15, 2004

stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

bap boy

a man with large mamary glands, usually assosiated obiesity, has larger than average breasts.

jay is a bap boy. that guy is a bap boy.

by james May 13, 2005

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 01, 2004