haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam
dude your car is so haggard!
by Jake May 13, 2005
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nasche

to spill your drink in a way that makes it look like you pissed your pants
Aww shit, i nasched on my fuckin pants again.
by Jake May 08, 2003
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Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.
German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.
Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities
She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her
by Jake February 25, 2004
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cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.
imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch
by Jake November 17, 2003
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