JAKE's definitions

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006

drop bows

To strike one with your elbows.

Derived from elbows.

We drop bows on hos!

by Jake March 28, 2005

boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

by Jake February 2, 2004

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.

"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."

by Jake May 13, 2005