the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.
"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."
by Jake October 10, 2005
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stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
by Jake March 15, 2004
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the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"
Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!
by Jake February 20, 2004
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longford

by Jake August 02, 2003
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peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore
Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005
by Jake March 20, 2005
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Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN
Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.
by Jake January 05, 2005
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