ten

Highest score on a rating system for females, originally popularized by the Bo Derek movie "Ten" in which she really IS a TEN (now, she's slipped to a 9-1/2). TEN=top-quality,TEN is the highest and ZERO is the lowest. This scale can rate anything but women are the most popular use of it.
Susan Sarandon is a ten.

Sharon Stone is a 10.

Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)

Janet Jackson is a 4.

I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
by Jake March 10, 2004
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duckman

he is a villain-killin', arsehole-fillin' super-hero of great stature.
www.girlsongirls.org and go to the adventures of duckman forum. click the one that says duckman, and then read the first post. there is a wonderful image available.
by jake September 14, 2004
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alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"
by Jake February 26, 2005
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lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl
"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"
by Jake January 07, 2005
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blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
by Jake February 21, 2004
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xino

When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left
n00b: OMG, MAH XINO 1S S0000 BROKIN!!!1!!11 WTF LOLOLOL I MEANT COMP!!!1!!1!1
by Jake November 06, 2004
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diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.
by Jake February 27, 2003
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