JAKE's definitions

boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

by Jake February 2, 2004

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.

"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."

by Jake May 13, 2005

Jersey Ass

loosely used term for store-bought bagged bread bought in New Jersey...a term primarily used by Ex-New Jersey Net's Dancers

"Litte Ree Ree...here two dollas .....go down da street fo'
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"

by Jake August 7, 2003

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

urban outfitters

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."

by Jake October 26, 2005

ten

Highest score on a rating system for females, originally popularized by the Bo Derek movie "Ten" in which she really IS a TEN (now, she's slipped to a 9-1/2). TEN=top-quality,TEN is the highest and ZERO is the lowest. This scale can rate anything but women are the most popular use of it.

Susan Sarandon is a ten.

Sharon Stone is a 10.

Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)

Janet Jackson is a 4.

I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.

by Jake March 9, 2004

cop a feel

To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)

Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.

by Jake February 19, 2004