Definitions by JAKE

windsor 

A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.

We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.

windsor by Jake March 2, 2004

furrow 

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

furrow by Jake March 1, 2004

fly on the wall 

to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants

1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own

2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement

3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business

fly on the wall by Jake March 1, 2004

first kiss 

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

first kiss by Jake March 1, 2004

Baby Beluga 

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

Baby Beluga by Jake February 29, 2004

horn dog 

(noun): feeling very horny.

I'm a horn dawg today.

horn dog by Jake February 28, 2004

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

breakfast in bed by Jake February 28, 2004