JAKE's definitions

woobsie

See Woobsie Darling.

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.

OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.

by Jake March 26, 2004

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

by Jake March 24, 2004

zambuoni

def. - anyone with the last name buoni

jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni

by jake March 30, 2005

deffo

Kinda lame but useful and funny way of saying for sure or definately.
Also; fo deffs, def, deffy def, deffo McDefferson.

U comin tonite?
Deffo

by Jake May 8, 2005