JAKE's definitions

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 7, 2004

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"

Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.

by Jake February 3, 2004

fab 5

The amazing group of michagan wolverine basketball players such as;

juwan howard, chris webber, jalen rose,

the fab 5's best player is chris webber (healthy :-)

by jake March 30, 2004

mx6

fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans

i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6

by jake December 8, 2003

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 9, 2003

what now

What you say when you just proved someone wrong.

"Griffey sucks." "Griffey rocks." *Griffey hits homer* "What now bitch?!"

by Jake March 5, 2005

injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut

"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."

by Jake March 24, 2004