by Jake January 11, 2005
by Jake January 22, 2004
by Jake January 19, 2004
avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger
by jake August 19, 2004
getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"
that's about it, get crunk!
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"
that's about it, get crunk!
by jake August 05, 2004
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 24, 2004
To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.
To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.
To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
by Jake February 03, 2004