a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.
Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.
Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
by JakE May 21, 2007
by Jake February 12, 2005
by jake February 04, 2005
(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
by jake May 04, 2004
1. n. A computer error that was actually caused by the computer user.
2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.
3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot.
2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.
3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot.
1. "You say your floppy disk won't fit in the CD-ROM drive? It looks like we have another ID10T problem.
2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"
3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.
2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"
3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.
by Jake July 29, 2003