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Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.
I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.
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Mercedes-Benz GL/S 

The big Mercedes SUV designed for the American market, the GL/GLS is one of the most popular cars among rich white moms. These gargantuan Benzes are even larger than Range Rovers and match the mammoth proportions of a Cadillac Escalade. Like the Lexus RX, Range Rover, Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Audi A4, these things are everywhere in predominantly white wealthy suburbs, shuttling kids to lacrosse and lugging around Nordstrom bags and Restoration Hardware furniture in the trunk.
The Mercedes-Benz GL/S is Daimler's Range Rover.

It's just another benz in dat 

It's just another benz in dat
Wagwan, it's just another benz in dat.

Squeeze benz/squiz benz

The act of running at full speed through a crowded area eg. shopping centre or a busy park like crackadilly gardens and just near missing vulnerable people like people holding children, children, the elderly and people confined to wheelchairs.
Hey bro, if you squeeze benz/squiz benz that old lady over that old lady over there, Ill give you a few quid.

Bro: bet

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Sticky Benz 

Cherry apple red Mercedes-Benz; shiny red color
From Nicki Minaj “MEGATRON” Nicki M
“I'm in a sticky Benz

That mean it's candy apple red, I'm Barbie, this is Ken.”

It is also a bright red color usually used for vehicles.

What color car you buying! I’m looking at that fire sticky Benz!
Sticky Benz by lugo_la_loca July 12, 2019

Satra Benz 

A music band from Romania, which makes trashy trap-rap singing about manele,fighting, guns they dont own and money. The name can be translated as Gypsy-group Benz, Benz as in Mercedes-Benz which has nothing to do with the previous word.
B: Have you ever heard a song and wish you were deaf?
G: Satra Benz, right?
Satra Benz by junkwd December 31, 2016