JACK's definitions

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003

furious bunny sex

Extremely spirited sexual intercourse, usually used in reference to male homosexual sex.

No furious bunny sex tonight, my freaking spine will snap.

by Jack April 2, 2004

Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

by Jack June 26, 2004

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004