JACK's definitions

manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.

My manwidth drives the ladies wild.

by Jack August 5, 2006

Cezero

A hopeless, mid 20's male, with low self esteem, and a Mariner's fan. Cezero often takes the shape of a troll in hope of un-earthing his inner anger.

Troll, Loser, Bully

by Jack June 7, 2004

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003

OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.

I stabbed the thief with my otf knife

by jack December 5, 2003

super pms

The exreme pms that comes every 6 months in a girls life

Wow, Amy is really pmsing, it must be super pms!

by Jack May 13, 2005

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003