JACK's definitions

gimmick play

An offensive football play that involves trickery and deception, intended to give the offensive team an advantage by confusing the defense.

Gimmick plays are easy to defend against if the defense sees it coming, so they are only run once in a while.

Gimmick plays are also known as gadget plays.

The flea flicker, the halfback pass, and the double reverse are some examples of gimmick plays.

by Jack November 26, 2006

snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour

yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.

by Jack April 6, 2004

FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!

FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-

by jack July 19, 2003

Fooding

eating food or grab a snack

me and joe are gonna go fooding.

by Jack September 21, 2003

moonsault

A pro wrestling move that entails a 270-degree backflip, with the performer beginning in an upright position and landing on his stomach, preferably on top of an opponent.

Moonsaults are often done from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring

Example? I don't need no stinking example

by jack May 19, 2004

zypher hand

When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke.

I gave my friend a zypher hand and he nearly puked

by Jack July 20, 2004

Maryland

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.

You can find me in Potomac.

by Jack January 22, 2004