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steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
by Jack April 2, 2004
mugGet the steal this bookmug.

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.
The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.
by Jack May 30, 2004
mugGet the diaper-peemug.

megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.
Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.
by Jack September 19, 2003
mugGet the megadethmug.

yo' mama

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog
by Jack May 10, 2004
mugGet the yo' mamamug.

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates
1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?
by Jack September 26, 2003
mugGet the cumragmug.

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.
by Jack December 12, 2004
mugGet the democratic republicmug.

Irvin

1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.

2. Doing something, very, very dumb
1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!

2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin
by JACK January 24, 2005
mugGet the Irvinmug.

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