JACK's definitions

Subway

A lousy train that stops suddenly and get crowded more than a sardine can.

I take the subway every day and it sucks.

by Jack May 28, 2003

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

dooooooooo

the sound of a fart that is semi moist and go on for a long time

when you fart it makes this sound eg doooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by JAck April 23, 2004

Xyth

Aka Xythey. Person who is exceptionally ass-kicking in NS, AA, Astrowars, and TS.

Omgzorz! It's Xyth! Run for your friggin lives!

by Jack March 16, 2004

jackalope

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

by jack December 7, 2003

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

lamoid

A person who is suffering from lameness.

Ahmed, you are a lamoid.

by Jack July 15, 2004