JACK's definitions

MoHo

A Morman Ho, also see Carly Kendrick

That girl is the biggest MoHo!

by Jack November 12, 2004

homo

a derrogatory word used against someone attracted to the same sex - usually males

John: That guy is hot!

James: HOMO!!!!!

by jack May 13, 2005

Bingo Bango Bongo

An expression to shorten details of a story, to emphasize the end result. Usually connotes positive outcomes, or outcomes that were sudden or unexpected.

I was hanging out with Suzie last weekend when all of a sudden she started making out with me. I kiss back, we head on over to her room, and then bingo bango bongo, I'm nailing her on top of her sister's bed.

by Jack March 23, 2011

shampoo

code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner

by jack March 7, 2004

Jay-Z

A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.

See any Hip Hop "Artist"

by Jack December 10, 2003

skuse-like

to not work properly broken

to act in an unusual manner spastic

an insult to one who has ginger hair skuse

Sorry, my internet cut out - it's been acting very skuse-like today.

You're so skuse-like!

by Jack January 9, 2005

manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

by Jack December 30, 2003