Definitions by J Monty Rivers
Neverybody
Neverybody should go swimming immediately after eating a meal. Likewise, neverybody reads my original definitions to this site.
Neverybody by J Monty Rivers January 7, 2004
comfortable coinage
It's important to note that I mistakenly put "nickel and two dimes" where "nickel and two pennies" was clearly what I should have said.
comfortable coinage by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003
comfortable coinage
The preferred return of metal coinage for a given transaction to keep one from being bogged down with unfavorable denominations.
As opposed to taking the full 57 cents change from the cashier, Bob opted to leave the nickel and two dimes behind and pocket only the comfortable coinage.
comfortable coinage by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003
Estrojan
A male who while trying to come across as intimidating is instead perceived as effeminate or gay by his actions or vocal intonation.
Also applies when someone looks like a tool attempting a macho stunt.
(Textually, Estrojan is capitalized.)
Also applies when someone looks like a tool attempting a macho stunt.
(Textually, Estrojan is capitalized.)
Poor Bob tried to put the fear of God into his noisy neighbors but ended up looking like quite the Estrojan.
Estrojan by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003
cash
Alternative to money. Like money, the term is used to describe anything that one might find especially favorable or pleasing.
Synthesized etymology: Much like with the colloquial expression "money in the bank," the target of discussion is being likened to the desirability of cash.
Synthesized etymology: Much like with the colloquial expression "money in the bank," the target of discussion is being likened to the desirability of cash.
cash by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003
hit the sack... and then go to bed
A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.
In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.
My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
hit the sack... and then go to bed by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003