J E Walker's definitions

wog

Worthy Oriental Gentleman

All Personel, South East Asia Theater of War:

Upon receipt and thereafter, you will cease refering to our allies as slopes, gooks, slants and yellow bastards and afford them the respect due to the worthy oriental gentlemen that they are.
Viscount Robert Mountbatten
Commanding General South East Asia

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003

fujimom

fujimom'mid twentieth century expression of independence (fuck you jack. I'm my own man."

"Lets all go down and join the Million Mom's March!"
"FUJIMOM"

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

fubar

Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
Alt: Fucked Up Beyond All Hope of Repair
Something that by design, modification or happenstance is completely fucked up and cannot be set right.

"Jimmy-Ray so clumsy he could fubar a blacksmith's anvil."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

spam scam

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.

"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003