blue gum

A person of African American Heritage who has a purplish hew to the dental margins.

" Boy you-all doan want to get bit by one uh them Blue Gum N-Words! They bite is poisonouser than a rattlesnake!"

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

rats ass

An expression of lack of concern.

" I don't give a rats ass what you say, I'm goin' fishing!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003

spy ware

Intrusive programs downloaded into your computer when you visit certain disreputable web sites. They track your web surfing preferences and can be used to corrupt your computer or to generate spam mail or even to steal your credit card information.

If you are reading this site, your computer is infected with Adserver and FastClick

by J E Walker May 02, 2003

buttbomb

explosive device packed into the rectum of a terrorist.

When the flight attendent saw the passenger hike his leg and flick the lighter, she though he was just lighting a fart like the pilots do.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003