J E Walker's definitions

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

solipsism

The belief that the person holding the belief is the only real thing in the universe. All other persons and things are merely ornaments or impediments to his happiness.

Rene Descartes proved his existance by saying " I think, therefore I am."
(cogito- ergo, sum) The solipsist prefers " cogito ergo omnia sum"
-I think therefore, I am everything!

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Prosacula

contraction of " Prosac" and "Dracula" -a nickname for office trouble maker who happens to be taking prosac for mental illness

"Better shut your office door. Prosacula's on a rampage today."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

felino-american

Politically correct name for member of the feline species.

" It appears that Yolanda died sometime last week and her thirty-odd felino-americans feasted on the corpse."
and: "The democrats are expecting a clean sweep after they promised to put crazy women's felino-americans on medicare."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

robocock

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.

"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003