darkie

1. a fond name for persons of the African genotype;
2. A bowell movement (uk-regional).
" The 'appy darkie went to the loo and choaked off a darkie."
by J E Walker April 30, 2003
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jillin

Masturbation- female specific.
Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.
by j e walker April 28, 2003
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crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.
" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."
by J E Walker May 12, 2003
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Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.
" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."
by J E Walker April 25, 2003
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nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.
"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."
by j e walker April 27, 2003
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gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER
"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."
by j e walker April 28, 2003
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limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.
" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."
by j e walker April 27, 2003
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