J E Walker's definitions

fujimom

fujimom'mid twentieth century expression of independence (fuck you jack. I'm my own man."

"Lets all go down and join the Million Mom's March!"
"FUJIMOM"

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

turd hound

A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.

"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

buttbomb

explosive device packed into the rectum of a terrorist.

When the flight attendent saw the passenger hike his leg and flick the lighter, she though he was just lighting a fart like the pilots do.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003

Prosacula

contraction of " Prosac" and "Dracula" -a nickname for office trouble maker who happens to be taking prosac for mental illness

"Better shut your office door. Prosacula's on a rampage today."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003

microgivashit

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.

"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."

by j e walker April 27, 2003