43 definitions by J E Walker

turd hound

A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.

"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003

rats ass

An expression of lack of concern.

" I don't give a rats ass what you say, I'm goin' fishing!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003

star fucker

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.

" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

fuckeroo

an intense,difficult,or unpleasant circumstance or occurance.

"Dang'ol algebra final was a real fuckeroo, man!"

by J E Walker April 27, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 14, 2003