guam

Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.

A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

waxomoballsackyam

Waxing the scrotom in early breakfast.

Wax em ball sacky with eggs.

by J DOGG November 14, 2003

Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

by J DogG August 31, 2012

Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

probably

An adverb used in any statement which is almost certainly false.

A: Where the hell is Tom?
B: He probably ran down the train track and died of amnesia.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004

fosheezy

jermaine dupris way of saying "i wanna be just like snoop dogg and make my own gay ass language"

yo! i'll be up in the club 1 tweezy!! meet me there, fosheezy my neezy!!

by j dogg August 04, 2003