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crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind
Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!
by J January 31, 2005
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Rawlings

Guy John smitshon can throw a knucklball like no other...
Johhnny rawlings just threw a knuckle!
by J April 7, 2005
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scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.
'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.
by J June 23, 2003
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Kanna

The first incarnation of Naraku, she appears to be a little girl with white cloths, hair and glazed over eyes. She is a demonic empty vessel,so she has no soul or emotions. This makes her seem really scary, about the scariest villian in the show Inuyasha. She attacks with a mirror that can also absorb the souls of her others, a favorite pastime of hers. Unlike her younger sister Kagura, She is very loyal to her father/master Naraku.
"Give...me...your...soul"
by J April 23, 2005
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Lincoln Memorial

When a girl is riding you, she spins around like sitting on a chair. Like Abe Lincoln at the memorial in D.C.
She did a Lincoln Memorial on me twice in one hour.
by J November 12, 2003
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Illuminate

-brightened with light
It will take man his whole life to find it...But when he does, he won't know what to do with it.
by j August 18, 2004
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Osirus

I saw Osirus last night and they rocked!
by J April 5, 2004
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