J's definitions

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005

biscuit

A fairly short unit of time.

Hey guys, I'll be back in a biscuit.

by j September 12, 2004

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

Damien Rice

Brilliant singer/songwriter from Cellbridge County Killdare.
Absolutely unreal live!!!

"I was at that Damien Rice gig last night, it was amazing!"

by j April 9, 2005

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

Lounse

Lounse can mean anything you want it to, like Explorer's mom on a stick. It can also be added to other words or names.

Hey Explorer, can i come over to your house and see Lounse.

by J July 29, 2006

Joella

Feminine singular of Joel.

Joel without a penis.

by j November 29, 2004