J's definitions

Nitemare

idiot, moron, anything not worth crapping on

the last source given for the definition dawg

by J January 20, 2003

3000GT

196 hoarsepower GSXR1000
at a 1/8 the weight

dude, look, he just did 270km/hour in 11 seconds....

yer i just creamed myself

by J April 1, 2005

kaillera

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.

Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule

by J April 6, 2004

Skyline

The car with the most street credability of anything. Also, when modified, can pack over 1350bhp.

Widely accepted throughout the world to be possibly the best car ever, accept in america where the corvette wins on patriotic grounds.

The most up to date version is the
GTR R-35 Concept. Sweet looks and improved handling make it almost ultimate even before modifying. They have to change the front badge though.

That skyline in 2 fast 2 furios was shit! They should try getting more than a measly 750bhp outta that engine.

by J January 8, 2005

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005

biscuit

A fairly short unit of time.

Hey guys, I'll be back in a biscuit.

by j September 12, 2004