7 definitions by J'adore UD

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010

twitter

The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber

Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born

Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?

by J'adore UD April 29, 2010

Insecurititis

A condition in which you mask your insecurities by pointing out other people's flaws.

ex-convict: you flunked out of college?
guy with insecurititis: at least I didn't go to jail

by J'adore UD February 20, 2010

snowsbee

(playing) frisbee in the snow

Matt: hey guys, are you up for snowsbee?
Guys: sure!
Mom: make sure you wear your gloves and hats. I don't want you to get sick.

by J'adore UD February 25, 2010

sarcasm

The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass

Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm

by J'adore UD November 2, 2009

and then I hit my dougie

This is a phrase that is usually said at the end of a worthless story in an attempt to be funny.

Today, I dumped my boyfriend, threw his stuff out, burnt his pictures...and then I hit my dougie

I jumped off a cliff, smashed my brains...and then I hit my dougie

by J'adore UD September 3, 2010

I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 20, 2010