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URA KUNT

An extremely rude way to describe a rather unpleasant person.

Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
“Dude, URA KUNT” I shouted as dude walked in
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
by Iwannariot April 23, 2020
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Lady Demeter

I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!
by Iwannariot October 22, 2019
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kuntbubble

Darling your fanny has just produced one mammoth Kuntbubble, your ace!!!!
by Iwannariot March 8, 2018
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Mongotoid

The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
by Iwannariot October 22, 2019
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Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”
by Iwannariot February 19, 2020
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gemz

Nick-name for a girl who is amazingly perfect, ridiculously beautiful, adventurous, cute, extremely sexy and very very cheeky. Gemz is perfect. She has a smile that would melt the blackest of hearts. She is loyal, loving and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is extremely rare and incredibly precious.

Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
The love I have for gemz shines brighter than a thousand starlit nights.
by Iwannariot April 23, 2019
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coronatoid

It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!

Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!

All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.

“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
by Iwannariot March 30, 2020
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