ItsRec's definitions

the griddy

a dance used primarily by homosexual men to inform other men that they wish to have sexual relations with them

robert: does the griddy

frank: 👅🤭❤️💦

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

ape

Someone who posts on r/wallstreetbets

Hey are you an ape?

Are you kidding? I own over 200 shares of $GME!

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

A minor

Jeffrey Epstein favorite musical key.

John: What is your favorite key to play in?

Jeffrey Epstein: A minor.

by ItsRec April 19, 2021

Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021

Authleft

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian left.

Authleft supporters and followers believe in increased government power and left wing economic systems.

Zach: I should be paid $200/hour for working as a McDonald’s clerk.

Sadie: Authleft moment.

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

Libright

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, libertarian right.

Libright supporters and followers believe in reduced government, free markets, and social conservatism.

Cathy: I heard John wants to smoke weed and cash checks.

Billy: Oh, he must be libright!

by ItsRec May 27, 2021