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Definitions by IssaMysteryy

The Sock Sorcerer 

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation
Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes
The Sock Sorcerer by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly Jelly 

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything

Banter Hours MK2 

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame
Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2

Foreskin Friday 

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

Unwashed foreskin

We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit
Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

Banter Hours 

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U
This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.
Banter Hours by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

The Quan Treatment 

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical
Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment