IronMikey's definitions

Energetically Incorrect

This mysterious sounding idea is no Mystery. An Energetically Incorrect action is taken when the person doing the action has made a deliberate choice to do something harmful, or has chosen an action that they know will have a worse result than another action that they are able to take.

Energetically Incorrect actions lead to things getting worse for those around us, the world and ourselves. An Energetically Incorrect action is an attempt to knowingly take an action, when the person taking the action believes it will have a universally negative outcome for those around them. Even if the person taking the action fails, they were still incorrect.

An Energetically Incorrect result, is when bad decisions lead to problems that just create more problems. While the future is hard predict, use your conscience and always do your best to nudge things in the right direction. Correct decisions in the present lead to futures with the best options.

Do everything you do to the best of your abilities, anything less is Energetically Incorrect.

by IronMikey April 15, 2023

Pelvic Sorcery

Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.

1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.

2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.

by IronMikey March 9, 2023

Katie Theatrics

Definition:
Katie Theatrics are in play when a lovely woman insists you call her by so many different versions of the base name Kate that your best bet is often to say “hey you,” with a smile.

Katie Theatrics,

Definition:
A person who so frequently changes their name, appearance or interests that it’s confusing to others. Can we please leave the persona remakes to Celebrities?

1. If a woman with the base name Kate has changed her name from Katie, to Kate, to Kathleen, to Cristy in the past 6 months that’s Katie Theatrics.

2. If a woman has changed her full wardrobe three times in the same year as well as changing how she talks and what her hobbies are, this is an example of Katie Theatrics. Is this really a good use of theatre training?

3. If someone lovely feels the need to change their hair color 3 times in a week, and this is a regular pattern, this is Katie Theatrics.

by IronMikey August 12, 2025

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

Energetically Correct

This mysterious sounding word is no Mystery. An energetically correct action is taken when the person doing the action, has made their best attempt to do something which benefits those around them, the world, the human species and lastly themselves. An energetically correct action is either the action which has the greatest benefit for everyone or the action which the person taking the action believes will have the greatest benefit for everyone. Attempting an energetically correct action is an attempt to take the action which will do the greatest universal good. Whether or not the attempt was successful it is still a valid effort. An energetically correct outcome is when all the pieces of the puzzle click together and an attempted correct action leads to ideal short term and long term results. While the future is difficult to predict, correct choices open better paths forward.

Doing everything you do to the best of your ability is Energetically Correct.

by IronMikey April 13, 2023

Helicopter Parent

A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?

A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Small Dick Energy

The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.

“Did you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.

by IronMikey April 14, 2023