Definitions by IronMikey
Epiphany Of The Din
The sacred moment when divine consciousness emerged and awakened from an otherwise disorderly and chaotic universe.
A spiritual or energetic awakening which can be though of as being reborn, an individual’s Epiphany Of The Din could be their rise to spiritual and temporal awareness.
Epiphany Of The Din by IronMikey April 4, 2023
Micro penis
A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
Micro penis by IronMikey April 3, 2023
Dry Dick
A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
Peace-lovin
Peace-lovin is loving with the intention of increasing the inner peace of two individuals, peace between individuals and peace in the human community. Peace-lovin reduces the parameters of human discord.
While fighting for peace is a bit like fucking for virginity, having Peace-lovin for peace is remarkably more effective and satisfying.
Peace-lovin by IronMikey March 18, 2023
Taxed-out
Being Taxed-out is when a person or people living in a home are no longer able to afford to live there because of high taxes. This happens oftentimes to elderly and retired people. Getting Taxed-out also happens with the loss of a job, or if the high income earner of the family becomes disabled or deceased.
1. Sometimes communities with high taxes cause home owners to be Taxed-out of their homes.
2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.
3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!
2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.
3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!
Freegan
Freegans will eat any food product as long as it’s free. Some freegans do this because they don’t want to give money to food producers who harm animals, the environment, or workers. Other freegans simply believe that all the best things in life are free, and that free food from a friend is the next best thing to food freely given by the earth.
Skills Oasis
1. Adult education classes can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn new things.
2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.
3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.
3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
Skills Oasis by IronMikey March 13, 2023