Micro penis

A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 04, 2023
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Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
by IronMikey March 09, 2023
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Drop Dinner

1. Dropping all or some of a significant meal on the ground or another dirty surface that makes it inedible.

2. A senseless and ridiculous waste of food.
1. Eating an ice cream cone outside on a 100 degree Fahrenheit day is a sure way to drop dinner. Some of it will end up on the sidewalk every time. Use a cup.

2. Making agricultural systems and food distribution as efficient as possible is a good idea. Letting food sit in a warehouse, go unused, and rot is Dropping Dinner.
by IronMikey April 07, 2023
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Small Dick Energy

The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.
“Did you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.
by IronMikey April 14, 2023
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Sandy Neck

An oasis, from heat in an otherwise chaotic world. A place where you can see the forest’s and stand with your feet on the grass.
When it seems like the world has gone madd it’s a good idea to find a Sandy Neck to chill an find you peace in.
by IronMikey March 09, 2023
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Energetically Correct

This mysterious sounding word is no Mystery. An energetically correct action is taken when the person doing the action, has made their best attempt to do something which benefits those around them, the world, the human species and lastly themselves. An energetically correct action is either the action which has the greatest benefit for everyone or the action which the person taking the action believes will have the greatest benefit for everyone. Attempting an energetically correct action is an attempt to take the action which will do the greatest universal good. Whether or not the attempt was successful it is still a valid effort. An energetically correct outcome is when all the pieces of the puzzle click together and an attempted correct action leads to ideal short term and long term results. While the future is difficult to predict, correct choices open better paths forward.
Doing everything you do to the best of your ability is Energetically Correct.
by IronMikey April 13, 2023
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Helicopter Parent

A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?
A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.
by IronMikey March 09, 2023
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