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Hey! I saw Toddly the other day, and he had a cold Toddy in his hand. It was freakin' 100 degrees out! I think he was hot, I sure was sweaten bullets. Hey! LOL! Does that make him a "Hot Toddy or a Hot Toddly?" My wife Patrice said he was a Hottie with or without the high temperature. Hmmm? I wonder if Patrice has the hots for that Toddly? She said he's a hottie more than once. Nah, Todd's a kewl dude and my wife ain't no cheat. It's all good! Besides Patrice is MY Hottie and I don't share.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
Get the Toddly mug.1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).
2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!
3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.
2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!
3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.
Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:
EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?
EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!
Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.
EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?
EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!
Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
Get the courtesy flush mug.1. When a woman spills all over; it means that she is/was VERY sexually pleased that she came so hard and so much that it just spilt out, gushing all over. In other words, you just gave her a six lip smile.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the spills mug.1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Chain Texter mug.Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk.
I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Beer talk mug.1. He took a lickin' means that he really got beat up by someone else.
2. He had the shyte kicked outta him.
3. Mark Twain like words meaning that someone was beat with a razor strap, or belt.
2. He had the shyte kicked outta him.
3. Mark Twain like words meaning that someone was beat with a razor strap, or belt.
2. After they got done with him, he could hardly stand because the beat him nearly to death.
3. Huck Finn said: "Tom if you don't gitt that done your Aunts be liable to make ya took a lickin'!"
3. Huck Finn said: "Tom if you don't gitt that done your Aunts be liable to make ya took a lickin'!"
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the took a lickin' mug.1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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