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Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk.
I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Beer talk mug.1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.
EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...
EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.
EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.
EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
Get the common sense mug.1. It can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. But my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. I guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get crap, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it's going on, and they both stink!
I was broke last week, and all I had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut butter; man was I stuck with the slow dumps all week. I will NEVER do that again! I am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. Thank God it's almost my food stamp pay day!
by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010
Get the Slow Dump mug.EX: I thought I was just smoken for a "marijuana minute" then the Popo rolled up & busted me. Now I am doin' 30 days in the Slammer before I can go see da Judge. Mary Jane isn't who I wanna dance with anymore, screw that this is my fourth time getten busted in the last six months; they're gunna hang me when I gitt in there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 20, 2010
Get the marijuana minute mug.1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Text-o-motive mug.1. Short for: Bull Shit talk.
2. BS talk is when someone (usually drunk, or a liar, or BOTH) talks shit about someone else, some made up BS story, Beer talk, tough man talking, etc... When those people do this, it is always NEVER going to happen, could not happen, or never DID happen. It's a lie, or a dreamed up idea, a scheme, or an idea that would fly like lead balloon.
2. BS talk is when someone (usually drunk, or a liar, or BOTH) talks shit about someone else, some made up BS story, Beer talk, tough man talking, etc... When those people do this, it is always NEVER going to happen, could not happen, or never DID happen. It's a lie, or a dreamed up idea, a scheme, or an idea that would fly like lead balloon.
1. John sat there and did nothing but BS talk ALL NIGHT LONG! You'd think after he had 3 40s that he'da passed out!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the BS talk mug.1. What a comeback can mean a few things. I would say that the main usage and main definition is to go from way behind in a race (or something else), a game, even life to the place where that person is far FAR ahead of where they started from in the game, life, etc...
2. What a comeback can also be said when someone else is slamming or dissen another person, and the person comes back with a witty, smart, hard slammen comeback that tops the other person's cut down so badly that they are put to shame. Sometimes you get to watch a fight after you can say: Man! what a comeback! It aggravates the person who got slammed by the comeback.
2. What a comeback can also be said when someone else is slamming or dissen another person, and the person comes back with a witty, smart, hard slammen comeback that tops the other person's cut down so badly that they are put to shame. Sometimes you get to watch a fight after you can say: Man! what a comeback! It aggravates the person who got slammed by the comeback.
1. Did you see the game last night?!?!? The Lions were behind 11 points in the 2nd Quarter, and then what a comeback, they tied up the score, in the 3rd Quarter - it was like they weren't the Lions anymore. I dont know what set fire to their pants; but they got a move on.
2. Person #1 - Yo' Momma so fat that when she farts in a pool they name the Hurricane!
Person #2 - Yeah, well yo Momma so fat that when she stands up the earth tilts on it's axis!
Watcher #1 - Whoa! what a comback! Hahahaha!
Person #1 to watcher #1 - "STFU'! (then he scowls at him).
2. Person #1 - Yo' Momma so fat that when she farts in a pool they name the Hurricane!
Person #2 - Yeah, well yo Momma so fat that when she stands up the earth tilts on it's axis!
Watcher #1 - Whoa! what a comback! Hahahaha!
Person #1 to watcher #1 - "STFU'! (then he scowls at him).
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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