IrishDaddy2U's definitions
1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.
1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...
more examples:
"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
more examples:
"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the ifmug. 6. Man up can also mean for an individual to be (not "act") mature, to grow up, quit being childish, to change their ways and turn around (do a 180) and to go the correct way from now on, etc...
7. Close to that: man up can also mean for someone to stop being self-centered and to look at what they are doing, or how they are acting - for them to change viewpoints, and perspective on the situation(s) and move forward in the correct direction in their life, and/or in others lives.
8. Man up can also mean for one to be a leader, to step up to the plate when no one else will, to give it your best shot, to TRY!
7. Close to that: man up can also mean for someone to stop being self-centered and to look at what they are doing, or how they are acting - for them to change viewpoints, and perspective on the situation(s) and move forward in the correct direction in their life, and/or in others lives.
8. Man up can also mean for one to be a leader, to step up to the plate when no one else will, to give it your best shot, to TRY!
6. Finally at age 38 I realized that I wasn't helping out anyone else but myself when I did those things, so I (did man up) grew up & repented of my ways (did a 180 degree turn from where I was at before, to go the other way now). It took some doing, and I am still working on it, but at least my family & friends know where I stand now.
7. Yanno, I wasn't sure where I was headed, because I really had no goals in my life; but since I met her - I (did man up) am on the right path!
8. When no one else would do their duty to step out onto the Battlefield, a scrawny Private (did man up), took notice, stood up, and started working his way through the enemy lines. His initiative brought on a great victory that day, and now he is a Hero to many.
7. Yanno, I wasn't sure where I was headed, because I really had no goals in my life; but since I met her - I (did man up) am on the right path!
8. When no one else would do their duty to step out onto the Battlefield, a scrawny Private (did man up), took notice, stood up, and started working his way through the enemy lines. His initiative brought on a great victory that day, and now he is a Hero to many.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the man upmug. 1. "Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
1. The judgment could go either way, the jury is hung - it's kind of iffy right now. I am not sure what will happen.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the Iffymug. 1. Jiz is short slang in America for "just."
2. Jizz has sexual connotation(s); it is not the same word at all.
2. Jizz has sexual connotation(s); it is not the same word at all.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the jizmug. 1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.
EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...
EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.
EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.
EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
Get the common sensemug. 1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.
Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the cracken upmug. 1. Going to the races means that you are in a really big hurry to get somewhere. Like you got the lead out, hit the gas, got a move on, put it into overdrive, sped up, etc...
Tina and I sat behind this guy who was texting on his phone at the stop light, the light turned green, and Tina yelled out the window to him that it doesn't get any greener! Then the dude was ballsy enough to flip her off after he finally gassed it like he was going to the races. What a jerk-wad! Tina was pissed.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the going to the racesmug.