1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.
1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...
more examples:
"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
more examples:
"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
1. He was the most asinine person that I have ever met. He wouldn't listen to anyone, and drove drunk and got a DUI and woke up in the drunk tank.
2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!
3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!
3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
1. It can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. But my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. I guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get crap, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it's going on, and they both stink!
I was broke last week, and all I had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut butter; man was I stuck with the slow dumps all week. I will NEVER do that again! I am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. Thank God it's almost my food stamp pay day!
by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010
1. "Cushy" is a word my brother made up when we were kids, and now it is in the dictionary and on here. AMAZING! To him it referred to the soft and comfortable cushions on our new couch.
1. He said: Man! This sure is cushy! He was referring to the new ultra-comfortable couch that we just got.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
EX: I thought I was just smoken for a "marijuana minute" then the Popo rolled up & busted me. Now I am doin' 30 days in the Slammer before I can go see da Judge. Mary Jane isn't who I wanna dance with anymore, screw that this is my fourth time getten busted in the last six months; they're gunna hang me when I gitt in there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 20, 2010
1. A dumdum is a stupid person, as described above.
2. A dumdum is also an OLD name brand of a sucker in America.
2. A dumdum is also an OLD name brand of a sucker in America.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.
Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010