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Bridge Card

1. A Michigan State provided card (EBT), that is used to help provide bill money and/or food money for those in severe need who live in Michigan.

2. I thought it was called a "Bridge Card" because it helps people get from hard times across the bridge to better times. So, out of curiosity, I asked the lady behind the window about it and she said no, it's name refers to the "Mackinac Bridge"; but she thought that my idea about the card name explanation was more fitting and better though.
A picture of the Michigan Bridge Card, and it's governmental definition, etc.. can be found online through Google; but we can't post links on here, sorry.

EX: I use my DHS Bridge Card to get groceries, and w/o it I would starve.
by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010
mugGet the Bridge Cardmug.

common sense

1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.
EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...

EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.

EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
mugGet the common sensemug.

It doesn't get any greener

1. "It doesn't get any greener!" is what you can yell out the windows at a person who is oblivious to the green light in front of them.

2. Basically it is saying to that person GET A MOVE ON!!!!!!

3. A "Green Light" is green, and it does NOT get any greener than green - it's a "no-brainer."
1. I waited for this moron in front of me to go at the green light, and s/he just sat there. So finally I got pissed off and honked my horn and yelled out the window to them that: "It doesn't get any greener!" Then s/he chirped their tires and made like s/he was going to the races GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Stupid iggit!

2. My four year old son knows what a GREEN light is! But nooooooooo does the person in front of me?!?!?! I am about to develop severe road rage here! I mean man, it doesn't get any greener"!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
mugGet the It doesn't get any greenermug.

jiz

1. Jiz is short slang in America for "just."

2. Jizz has sexual connotation(s); it is not the same word at all.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
mugGet the jizmug.

man up

6. Man up can also mean for an individual to be (not "act") mature, to grow up, quit being childish, to change their ways and turn around (do a 180) and to go the correct way from now on, etc...

7. Close to that: man up can also mean for someone to stop being self-centered and to look at what they are doing, or how they are acting - for them to change viewpoints, and perspective on the situation(s) and move forward in the correct direction in their life, and/or in others lives.

8. Man up can also mean for one to be a leader, to step up to the plate when no one else will, to give it your best shot, to TRY!
6. Finally at age 38 I realized that I wasn't helping out anyone else but myself when I did those things, so I (did man up) grew up & repented of my ways (did a 180 degree turn from where I was at before, to go the other way now). It took some doing, and I am still working on it, but at least my family & friends know where I stand now.

7. Yanno, I wasn't sure where I was headed, because I really had no goals in my life; but since I met her - I (did man up) am on the right path!

8. When no one else would do their duty to step out onto the Battlefield, a scrawny Private (did man up), took notice, stood up, and started working his way through the enemy lines. His initiative brought on a great victory that day, and now he is a Hero to many.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
mugGet the man upmug.

wonderen

1. Wonderen is an American slang derivative of the word "wondering."
It cant be used as follows:

I'ze jiss wonderen wassup wittchu t-day?

aka (or)

I was just wonderen what's going on with you today?
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
mugGet the wonderenmug.

Chain Texter

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
mugGet the Chain Textermug.

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