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Definitions by Irish

The perfect Explanation of the word thot is Jennie Hubbard
Jennie Hubbard is a thot while Noah however is the opposite
Thot by Irish March 29, 2015
Tit don't matta. or tit's ok.
tit by Irish January 2, 2007

irish coffee 

Irish Coffee

1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey


Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.

Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.

Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.
i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.
irish coffee by irish July 5, 2004

the patch 

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
the patch by irish March 22, 2004
A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.
Velma by Irish March 5, 2004
One of a series of low-level humanoids with erratic communication skills and a perceived lack of linear thought, commonly found in slums and places near a billiards table. Unable to express itself sexually, the average Esric will instead prefer to "use" a female, though it will continually envision a male partner during its oft-brief intercourse, resulting in impotence during the act.
Man, don't be so harsh on me. At least I'm not Esric!
Esric by Irish March 4, 2004

Nu-Metal 

A genre of shit that claims to be related to real metal. Lyrics usually consist of whines, problems, and bitching. Most Metal Heads found Nu-Metal first and then branched off after discovering genious bands such as Opeth. Yet some claim that this horrid sound is "Heavy" or actually real "Metal", and stay with it. Nu-Metal is the most known type of metal, because its made for teens trying to get attention...Bands such as: Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Adema are common nu-metal bnds. You can recognize Nu-Metal by whiney vocals (with rap/hip hop rythms), sound effects to cover the simple guitar riffs, and really slow drumming. If you listen to Nu-Metal and wish to change your ways, Explore Death Metal. It's much better, and you'll finally know real music.
M-TV is the homebase of Nu-Metal.
Nu-Metal by Irish August 24, 2003