gaydar

The ability to detect homosexuals in any given area. Made popular by a cartoon character named Bender from the show Futurama.
*blatantly homosexual person walks by*

My gaydar is going off the chart!
by Irish August 22, 2003
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Esric

One of a series of low-level humanoids with erratic communication skills and a perceived lack of linear thought, commonly found in slums and places near a billiards table. Unable to express itself sexually, the average Esric will instead prefer to "use" a female, though it will continually envision a male partner during its oft-brief intercourse, resulting in impotence during the act.
Man, don't be so harsh on me. At least I'm not Esric!
by Irish March 04, 2004
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Skinless

by Irish August 23, 2003
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irish coffee

Irish Coffee

1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey


Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.

Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.

Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.
i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.
by irish July 05, 2004
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Velma

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.
by Irish March 05, 2004
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the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
by irish March 23, 2004
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tit

Tit don't matta. or tit's ok.
by Irish March 04, 2003
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