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prepare to die

The tagline of the game Dark Souls.

Protip: They aren't kidding.
Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.
by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018
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Shelob

A beast from the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. She is most well known for heavily resembling a monstrous spider, albeit with a wasp stinger and a gaping mouth, despite real world spiders having a liquid diet. She appeared in The Two Towers, but the film places her in Return of the King.
"Most like a spider she was, but huger than the great hunting beasts, and more terrible than they because of the evil purpose in her remorseless eyes. Great horns she had, and behind her short stalk-like neck was her huge swollen body, a vast bloated bag, swaying and sagging beneath her legs; its great bulk was black, blotched with livid marks, but the belly underneath was pale and luminous and gave forth a stench. Her legs were bent, with great knobbed joints high above her back, and hairs that stuck out like steel spines, and at each leg's end there was a claw." -Description of Shelob from The Two Towers
by Intelligence001 January 8, 2017
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homophobe

A person who lives in constant fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat women, in addition to being in constant dread that lesbians treat women better than they do.
Tattoo shop customer: I'd like a tattoo of the bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.
by Intelligence001 August 4, 2016
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bad day

The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.
All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
by Intelligence001 January 19, 2020
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FRIED CHICKEN

Self explanatory. Chicken that's fried in batter. Need I say more?
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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Sweet Roll

Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?
by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016
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SquirrelHead

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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