Definitions by Intelligence001

Faith 

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Faith by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016

Rum 

An alcoholic beverage that is, for all points and purposes, gone.

...But why is the rum gone?

Rum by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016

Haiku

Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.

This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.

Haiku by Intelligence001 November 11, 2016

yandere

A yandere is a character, usually female, who harbors powerful affections for another person to the point of either being jealous, aggressive, controlling, or downright insane and violent to the point of killing anyone(usually also female) that looks at their supposed love interest. Typically used to refer to anime/manga characters, but there are similar cases in the real world. (at least according to 2chan)

Basically, a yandere is a word you should run away from really fast. You may not live long enough to run, but you will live long enough to try.

yandere by Intelligence001 November 6, 2016

Friend Zone 

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

Friend Zone by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

pompous 

A person that acts as though they are morally superior to people that are much smarter and have better education than them.

Your pompous nature outdoes your intelligence for the sole reason that you lack intelligence.

pompous by Intelligence001 October 8, 2016

politically incorrect 

The opposite of politically correct. Ignore all the uneducated morons on this site, being politically incorrect is basically insulting everyone as you wish and acting like you have moral superiority over people who are actually educated "because it's your opinion." That's not freedom of speech, it's total jackassery.

Maybe if all the politically incorrect morons actually listened, it wouldn't be such a problem. (such as me typing this shit)

politically incorrect by Intelligence001 September 17, 2016