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Definitions by Intelligence001

government efficiency 

An even bigger oxymoron than military intelligence.
I see no proof of "government efficiency." All I see are a bunch of do-nothing retards.
What people do when they are killed (duh)
People die when they are killed!
die by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017
Big glowing thing in the sky during the day, genius.
If you're looking up the sun on this site, you should probably go outside more often.
Sun by Intelligence001 May 18, 2017

re-accommodate 

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.
Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.
The pound key on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.
Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?
# by Intelligence001 April 4, 2017
A gigantic squid-like creature that attacks the ships of any mortal foolish enough to wander into its domain. It originated in Norse mythology, but has become sailing lore and a unique aspect of popular culture regarding sailing ships.
Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
Kraken by Intelligence001 March 22, 2017
A Scottish person. They are known for being belligerent, foul-mouthed, and would happily say yes to a whisky.
Show yer damned respect towards the Scots, or else I'll gut ye with me bare hands, ya wee laddie!
scots by Intelligence001 March 13, 2017