To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.
Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays
Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
A replacement for plural, since it rhymes with singular and is much easier to pronounce.
Griffins is pingular for griffin.
It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.
You perceive a typo in the text you just typed, and correct it, but then it turns out the original text was correct, and your error was in the rereading. You've just made a rereado.
Rereados are nothing to be concerned about:
It dsoen't rlaley mtater.
Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.
I hope you fry in hell, InactiveSync.
-The process of inventing a new genre of dance music -
e.g. DJ Pierre is considered a pioneer of discovation for inventing acid house.
