Definitions by Innocent III

cream in the middle 

When a black woman sucks off a white man. Two black lips over a white cock, thus being like an oreo cookie.

Jane gave dave a cream in the middle for his bday.

cream in the middle by Innocent III July 1, 2006

lords kiss 

To eat out a girl. Used in Westeros, thought of by George R R Martin.

Jon Snow gave Ygritte a lords kiss.

lords kiss by Innocent III May 1, 2005

george r r martin 

Author of such books as Dying of the Light, Fevre Dreams and Tuff Voyaging. Best known for his work on the ASOIAF saga. Greatest author ever.

I just read A Game of Thrones. The first book in the A Song Of Ice And Fire saga by George R R Martin.

george r r martin by Innocent III May 1, 2005

golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

golonkadonk by Innocent III April 28, 2005

hot ham on a kaiser 

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

hot ham on a kaiser by Innocent III April 28, 2005

hundred years war 

A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England

Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal.

hundred years war by Innocent III April 21, 2005