In My Defense...'s definitions

Thanos Car

A recent citizen of Internet culture, Thanos Car is a truck that resembles the Marvel Comics character Thanos. It has spread like wildfire, and people have done fake "requests" for it in various media.

BallsD33p69: "THANOS CAR FOR SMASH"
Sakurai: "It's just a purple truck. No."

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

Neutral

Not getting into any conflict, staying between two sides. For another example, see Switzerland.

Did you see the Prime Minister of Switzerland's new press conference?

Yeah, staying Neutral as always...

by In My Defense... September 18, 2017

Work For Another Class

The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.

Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."

*John goes back to surfing Twitter*

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Norris

An extremely OP figure to the extent of omnipotence. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Gamer: Damn, Meta Knight is a real Norris.
Gamer 2: Agreed.

by In My Defense... March 29, 2015

360-Degree Asshole

Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.

John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Super Crown

1. A curse upon all of fiction.
2. An item that debuts in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, the Super Crown turns the wearer into a carbon copy of Princess Peach in appearance and abilities. Horny users of Twitter and 4Chan have already abused the powerup to transform various characters into Peach.

Person 1: Here's my new fanart of Danny Devito with the Super Crown!
Person 2: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018