Super Crown

1. A curse upon all of fiction.
2. An item that debuts in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, the Super Crown turns the wearer into a carbon copy of Princess Peach in appearance and abilities. Horny users of Twitter and 4Chan have already abused the powerup to transform various characters into Peach.
Person 1: Here's my new fanart of Danny Devito with the Super Crown!
Person 2: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
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Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.
Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
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Thanos Car

A recent citizen of Internet culture, Thanos Car is a truck that resembles the Marvel Comics character Thanos. It has spread like wildfire, and people have done fake "requests" for it in various media.
BallsD33p69: "THANOS CAR FOR SMASH"
Sakurai: "It's just a purple truck. No."
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Norris

An extremely OP figure to the extent of omnipotence. Comes from Chuck Norris.
Gamer: Damn, Meta Knight is a real Norris.
Gamer 2: Agreed.
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360-Degree Asshole

Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.
John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."
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Chain Reaction

The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.
Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.
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Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
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