Definitions by In My Defense...
Chain Reaction
The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.
Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.
Chain Reaction by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
Chain Happy Ending
1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
Chain Happy Ending by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
360-Degree Asshole
Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.
John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."
Brad: "Agreed."
360-Degree Asshole by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
🅱
The emoji 🅱 is often used as a replacement for another letter in memes, often "dank" memes. It's simply used for letter replacement, often to artficially make a normal or offensive word funnier. Is often used in tandem with other meme formats for artficial enhancement
🅱 by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
Work For Another Class
The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.
Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."
*John goes back to surfing Twitter*
John: "Work For Another Class."
*John goes back to surfing Twitter*
Work For Another Class by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
Hold My Beer, Watch This
A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.
Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
Hold My Beer, Watch This by In My Defense... September 27, 2018
Thanos Car
A recent citizen of Internet culture, Thanos Car is a truck that resembles the Marvel Comics character Thanos. It has spread like wildfire, and people have done fake "requests" for it in various media.
Thanos Car by In My Defense... September 27, 2018