In My Defense...'s definitions

Work For Another Class

The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.

Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."

*John goes back to surfing Twitter*

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Thanos Car

A recent citizen of Internet culture, Thanos Car is a truck that resembles the Marvel Comics character Thanos. It has spread like wildfire, and people have done fake "requests" for it in various media.

BallsD33p69: "THANOS CAR FOR SMASH"
Sakurai: "It's just a purple truck. No."

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

Norris

An extremely OP figure to the extent of omnipotence. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Gamer: Damn, Meta Knight is a real Norris.
Gamer 2: Agreed.

by In My Defense... March 29, 2015

Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.

Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

Neutral

Not getting into any conflict, staying between two sides. For another example, see Switzerland.

Did you see the Prime Minister of Switzerland's new press conference?

Yeah, staying Neutral as always...

by In My Defense... September 18, 2017

Chain Reaction

The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.

Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018